Despite having had its recommended dose of Muskposting this week regarding brain hacks, HN binges on another post regarding Chinese investment in Tesla. Instead of worrying about the second coming of the redcoats, HN discusses stock investment strategies, despite never having invested in anything beyond tears in their failed startups. Unsatisfied by the fact that this topic is still tangentially related to the original submission, a bunch of frustrated Europeans start bitching about the projected price of Tesla’s, and the relation to their econo-shitboxes. Some reddit-tier *cent puns are blasted into oblivion. A jobless developer comments pretending to understand Tesla’s corporate strategy. HN goes to sleep staisfied, knowing another day well-wasted.